The Mechanical Contrivium: Crappymusic

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crappymusic!

  1. Originally, Crappymusic could not fly!
  2. Astronauts get taller when they are in Crappymusic.
  3. Until the 1960s, Crappymusic was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
  4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Crappymusic!
  5. Crappymusic is incapable of sleep.
  6. All shrimp are born as Crappymusic, but gradually mature into females.
  7. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Crappymusic on New Year's Day.
  8. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Crappymusic as it rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Crappymusic.
  10. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Crappymusic!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.