The Mechanical Contrivium: Corneater

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Corneater!

  1. Cats use their Corneater to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
  2. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Corneater', hated Corneater and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  3. A thimbleful of Corneater would weigh over 100 million tons!
  4. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Corneater at least three times a week.
  5. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Corneater.
  6. Corneater can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  7. Corneater is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  8. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Corneater supply.
  9. The difference between Corneater and a village is that Corneater does not have a church.
  10. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Corneater.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.