The Mechanical Contrivium: Christian

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christian!

  1. Christian cannot jump.
  2. If you toss Christian 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Christian at least three times a week.
  4. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Christian.
  5. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Christian.
  6. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Christian!
  7. Christian is only six percent water.
  8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Christian.
  9. An average beaver can cut down Christian every year!
  10. Antarctica is the only continent without Christian.

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