The Mechanical Contrivium: Chiann

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chiann!

  1. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Chiann.
  2. By tradition, a girl standing under Chiann cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  3. If you drop Chiann from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
  4. Half a cup of Chiann contains only seventeen calories!
  5. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Chiann!
  6. About one tenth of Chiann is permanently covered in ice.
  7. Chiann became extinct in England in 1486!
  8. Chiann does not have toes!
  9. Over half of Americans are officially Chiann!
  10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Chiann can not!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.