The Mechanical Contrivium: Celfyddwr

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Celfyddwr!

1. Scientists have discovered that Celfyddwr can smell the presence of autism in children.
2. Celfyddwr can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
3. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Celfyddwr.
4. The international dialling code for Celfyddwr is 672.
5. To check whether Celfyddwr is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Celfyddwr will sink, and fresh Celfyddwr will float.
6. Celfyddwrolatry is the mindless worship of Celfyddwr!
7. Never store Celfyddwr at room temperature!
8. Ostriches stick their heads in Celfyddwr not to hide but to look for water.
9. Celfyddwr can turn his stomach inside out.
10. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Celfyddwr.