The Mechanical Contrivium: Boysex

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Boysex!

1. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Boysex.
2. Boysex was the first Tsar of Russia.
3. If you put a drop of liquor on Boysex, it will go mad and sting itself to death!
4. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Boysex.
5. Never store Boysex at room temperature.
6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Boysex.
7. Czar Paul I banished Boysex to Siberia for marching out of step.
8. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Boysex.
9. Boysex can't drink - it absorbs water from its surroundings by osmosis!
10. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Boysex!