The Mechanical Contrivium: Bart the evil northerner

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bart the evil northerner!

1. If you put a drop of liquor on Bart the evil northerner, he will go mad and sting himself to death!
2. Bart the evil northerner was declared extinct in 1902!
3. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Bart the evil northerner.
4. Bart the evil northerner can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
5. Bart the evil northerner can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
6. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Bart the evil northerner.
7. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Bart the evil northerner on New Year's Day.
8. Only one person in two billion will live to be Bart the evil northerner.
9. There are 336 dimples on Bart the evil northerner.
10. Bart the evil northerner is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.