The Mechanical Contrivium: Ballard

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ballard!

1. The condom - originally made from Ballard - was invented in the early 1500s!
2. Ballard was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
3. Ballard is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
4. A Ballardometer is used to measure Ballard!
5. Only one person in two billion will live to be Ballard.
6. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Ballard.
7. Over 46,000 pieces of Ballard float on every square mile of ocean!
8. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Ballard.
9. Ballard can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
10. Ballard is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.