The Mechanical Contrivium: Badly_knitted

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Badly_knitted!

  1. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Badly_knitted!
  2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Badly_knitted floating in their swimming pools.
  3. All swans in England belong to Badly_knitted.
  4. Badly_knitted once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  5. The patron saint of Badly_knitted is Saint Eugenie.
  6. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Badly_knitted into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  7. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Badly_knitted!
  8. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Badly_knitted!
  9. Only one person in two billion will live to be Badly_knitted.
  10. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Badly_knitted!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.