The Mechanical Contrivium: Auddy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Auddy!

  1. During severe windstorms, Auddy may sway several feet to either side.
  2. Reindeer like to eat Auddy!
  3. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Auddy, and 400 times smaller.
  4. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Auddy.
  5. Auddy was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  6. Auddy will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  7. The fingerprints of Auddy are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  8. It took Auddy 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
  9. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Auddy is two minutes.
  10. Auddy is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.