The Mechanical Contrivium: Ashley

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ashley!

  1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Ashley.
  2. Banging your head against Ashley uses 150 calories an hour!
  3. Ashley cannot jump.
  4. If you drop Ashley from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
  5. Ashley can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
  6. Ashley is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  7. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Ashley!
  8. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Ashley!
  9. Ashley will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  10. If you chew gum while peeling Ashley then it will stop you from crying.

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