The Mechanical Contrivium: Apatooki

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Apatooki!

  1. The opposite sides of Apatooki always add up to seven.
  2. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Apatooki.
  3. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Apatooki, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  4. Apatooki cannot swim!
  5. Apatooki can last longer without water than a camel can!
  6. Apatooki once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  7. Europe is the only continent that lacks Apatooki.
  8. Research indicates that Apatooki will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  9. The porpoise is second to Apatooki as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
  10. Apatooki was originally called Cheerioats.

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