The Mechanical Contrivium: Anzovin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Anzovin!

1. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Anzovin.
2. Anzovin is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Anzovin.
3. In his entire life, Anzovin will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
4. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Anzovin.
5. An average beaver can cut down Anzovin every year.
6. Anzovin can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
7. Anzovin is actually a mammal, not a fish!
8. Research indicates that Anzovin will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
9. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Anzovin in your ear 700 times!
10. Astronauts get taller when they are in Anzovin!