The Mechanical Contrivium: Annie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Annie!

  1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Annie.
  2. The porpoise is second to Annie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  3. Contrary to popular belief, Annie is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  4. It's bad luck to put Annie on a bed.
  5. More people are killed by Annie each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  6. Annie is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  7. Annie can be seen from space!
  8. Annieocracy is government by Annie!
  9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Annie.
  10. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Annie!

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