The Mechanical Contrivium: Amandamonkey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Amandamonkey!

  1. If you put a drop of liquor on Amandamonkey, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  2. Amandamonkey can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  3. The difference between Amandamonkey and a village is that Amandamonkey does not have a church!
  4. Over 2000 people have now climbed Amandamonkey, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
  5. Ostriches stick their heads in Amandamonkey not to hide but to look for water.
  6. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Amandamonkey.
  7. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Amandamonkey can not.
  8. Amandamonkeyicide is the killing of Amandamonkey!
  9. Amandamonkey can use only about ten percent of her brain.
  10. Amandamonkey can't sweat.

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