The Mechanical Contrivium: Alberto

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alberto!

1. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Alberto!
2. If you chew gum while peeling Alberto then it will stop you from crying.
3. Alberto can not regurgitate!
4. Peanuts and Alberto are beans.
5. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Alberto is near.
6. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Alberto to reach the earth's core!
7. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Alberto.
8. During severe windstorms, Alberto may sway several feet to either side.
9. The porpoise is second to Alberto as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
10. Albertoolatry is the mindless worship of Alberto!