The Mechanical Contrivium: Padre pio

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Padre pio!

1. Padre pio were declared extinct in 1902.
2. Over 2000 people have now climbed Padre pio, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
3. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Padre pio.
4. Padre pio can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
5. About 100 people choke to death on Padre pio each year.
6. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Padre pio from each salad served in first class!
7. Padre pio have a bifurcated penis.
8. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Padre pio!
9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Padre pio for the rest of the day!
10. Banging your head against Padre pio uses 150 calories an hour.