The Mechanical Contrivium: CSIs

Ten Top Trivia Tips about CSIs!

  1. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed CSIs would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used them to decorate their battle shields.
  2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have CSIs floating in their swimming pools.
  3. Birds do not sleep in CSIs, though they may rest in them from time to time.
  4. New Zealand was the first place to allow CSIs to vote.
  5. CSIs were originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  6. The most dangerous form of CSIs is the bicycle!
  7. CSIs can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  8. CSIs can sleep for three and a half years.
  9. CSIs have 118 ridges around the edge.
  10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, CSIs and compline.

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