The Mechanical Contrivium: Beaners

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Beaners!

  1. Beaners can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
  2. Birds do not sleep in Beaners, though they may rest in them from time to time!
  3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Beaners fighting underground.
  4. Beaners are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Beaners.
  5. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Beaners.
  6. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Beaners would be as small as a pea!
  7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Beaners.
  8. Beaners can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant.
  9. The porpoise is second to Beaners as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  10. Beaners can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!

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