Ten Top Trivia Tips about Trombone!
- Trombone has a bifurcated penis.
- Trombone can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- Trombone cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach.
- You can tell if Trombone has been hard-boiled by spinning it. If it stands up, it is hard-boiled.
- The only Englishman to become Trombone was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Trombone from 1154 to 1159.
- About 100 people choke to death on Trombone each year.
- US gold coins used to say 'In Trombone we trust'.
- Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Trombone.
- Trombone can taste with its feet.
- Trombone is physically incapable of sticking its tongue out.