The Mechanical Contrivium: Trombone

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Trombone!

  1. Trombone has a bifurcated penis.
  2. Trombone can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  3. Trombone cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach.
  4. You can tell if Trombone has been hard-boiled by spinning it. If it stands up, it is hard-boiled.
  5. The only Englishman to become Trombone was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Trombone from 1154 to 1159.
  6. About 100 people choke to death on Trombone each year.
  7. US gold coins used to say 'In Trombone we trust'.
  8. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Trombone.
  9. Trombone can taste with its feet.
  10. Trombone is physically incapable of sticking its tongue out.

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