The Mechanical Contrivium: Kity

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kity!

1. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Kity.
2. The colour of Kity is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is!
3. Cats use their Kity to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
4. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Kity.
5. Never store Kity at room temperature.
6. If you toss Kity 10000 times, it will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because its head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
7. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Kity!
8. Contrary to popular belief, Kity is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
9. Kity can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
10. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Kity in your mouth!