The Mechanical Contrivium: Chicken Yoghurt

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chicken Yoghurt!

  1. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Chicken Yoghurt.
  2. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Chicken Yoghurt.
  3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Chicken Yoghurt in your ear 700 times.
  4. Devoid of its cells and proteins, Chicken Yoghurt has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  5. Chicken Yoghurt will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  6. Chicken Yoghurt was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  7. Chicken Yoghurt never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
  8. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Chicken Yoghurt.
  9. If you drop Chicken Yoghurt from more than three metres above ground level, it will always land feet-first!
  10. Chicken Yoghurt once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!

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