The Mechanical Contrivium: Vivaldi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vivaldi!

  1. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Vivaldi.
  2. Without its lining of Vivaldi, your stomach would digest itself.
  3. Never store Vivaldi at room temperature.
  4. Vivaldi is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
  5. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Vivaldi has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  6. The patron saint of Vivaldi is Saint Eugenie.
  7. Vivaldi has 118 ridges around the edge.
  8. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Vivaldi!
  9. If you lace Vivaldi from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  10. A thimbleful of Vivaldi would weigh over 100 million tons.

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