The Mechanical Contrivium: The Straight White Guy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Straight White Guy!

1. Reindeer like to eat The Straight White Guy.
2. The Straight White Guy is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
3. Michelangelo finished his great statue of The Straight White Guy in 1504, after eighteen months work.
4. The Straight White Guy, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
5. The Straight White Guy can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
6. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of The Straight White Guy.
7. Native Americans never actually ate The Straight White Guy; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
8. The word 'samba' means 'to rub The Straight White Guy'.
9. Europe is the only continent that lacks The Straight White Guy.
10. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of The Straight White Guy every year.