The Mechanical Contrivium: Sam Tyler

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sam Tyler!

  1. Sam Tyler can't sweat.
  2. Baskin Robbins once made Sam Tyler flavoured ice cream!
  3. Sam Tyler can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
  4. Sam Tyler is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  5. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Sam Tyler.
  6. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Sam Tyler.
  7. All shrimp are born as Sam Tyler, but gradually mature into females.
  8. The most dangerous form of Sam Tyler is the bicycle.
  9. Sam Tyler never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
  10. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Sam Tyler is two minutes.

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