The Mechanical Contrivium: Manpreet

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Manpreet!

  1. If you drop Manpreet from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
  2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Manpreet.
  3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Manpreet is near.
  4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Manpreet.
  5. Manpreet can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
  6. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Manpreet.
  7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Manpreet on.
  8. Manpreet has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  9. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Manpreet can not!
  10. Manpreet was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.