The Mechanical Contrivium: Kazahaya

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kazahaya!

  1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Kazahaya.
  2. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Kazahaya would protect them from evil spirits.
  3. All shrimp are born as Kazahaya, but gradually mature into females!
  4. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Kazahaya would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
  5. Over half of Americans are officially Kazahaya.
  6. Kazahaya invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  7. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Kazahaya has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
  8. Kazahaya can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  9. The most dangerous form of Kazahaya is the bicycle.
  10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Kazahaya'.

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