The Mechanical Contrivium: Jared Wilson

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jared Wilson!

  1. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Jared Wilson would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
  2. In his entire life, Jared Wilson will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  3. Reindeer like to eat Jared Wilson!
  4. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Jared Wilson.
  5. The Jared Wilson-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jared Wilson-fights take place there every day.
  6. The horns of Jared Wilson are made entirely from hair.
  7. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Jared Wilson, and 400 times smaller!
  8. The international dialling code for Jared Wilson is 672.
  9. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Jared Wilson!
  10. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Jared Wilson!

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