The Mechanical Contrivium: Hayner

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hayner!

  1. In Chinese, the sound 'Hayner' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  2. The only Englishman to become Hayner was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Hayner from 1154 to 1159!
  3. Hayner has a memory span of three seconds!
  4. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Hayner would be as small as a pea!
  5. The most dangerous form of Hayner is the bicycle!
  6. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Hayner on.
  7. Hayner is the largest of Saturn's moons!
  8. Over half of Americans are officially Hayner.
  9. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Hayner!
  10. Over 2000 people have now climbed Hayner, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!

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