The Mechanical Contrivium: Gerard Way

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gerard Way!

1. More people are killed by Gerard Way each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
2. If you put a drop of liquor on Gerard Way, he will go mad and sting himself to death!
3. About one tenth of Gerard Way is permanently covered in ice!
4. Gerard Way invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
5. Gerard Way will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.
6. Gerard Way can sleep with one eye open.
7. The horns of Gerard Way are made entirely from hair.
8. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Gerard Way.
9. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Gerard Way.
10. Over half of Americans are officially Gerard Way.