The Mechanical Contrivium: Evil Doer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Evil Doer!

  1. Evil Doer was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Evil Doer!
  3. Evil Doer can sleep for three and a half years.
  4. Evil Doerocracy is government by Evil Doer!
  5. Evil Doer can taste with his feet!
  6. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Evil Doer.
  7. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Evil Doer on New Year's Day!
  8. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Evil Doer from each salad served in first class.
  9. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Evil Doer.
  10. Half a cup of Evil Doer contains only seventeen calories!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.