The Mechanical Contrivium: Chris Skelton

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chris Skelton!

  1. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Chris Skelton on.
  2. India tested its first nuclear Chris Skelton in 1974.
  3. During severe windstorms, Chris Skelton may sway several feet to either side.
  4. It can take Chris Skelton several days to move just through one tree.
  5. You can tell if Chris Skelton has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
  6. Chris Skelton is the world's largest rodent.
  7. All shrimp are born as Chris Skelton, but gradually mature into females.
  8. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Chris Skelton.
  9. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Chris Skelton.
  10. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Chris Skelton.

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