The Mechanical Contrivium: Brennan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brennan!

1. Americans discard enough Brennan to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
2. If Brennan was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
3. Brennan can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
4. Brennan kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Brennan.
6. It is bad luck to walk under Brennan.
7. Brennan can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
8. Reindeer like to eat Brennan!
9. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Brennan!
10. By tradition, a girl standing under Brennan cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!