The Mechanical Contrivium: Blakey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Blakey!

1. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Blakey.
2. Contrary to popular belief, Blakey is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
3. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Blakey.
4. It's bad luck to put Blakey on a bed!
5. Ideally, Blakey should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
6. The only planet that rotates on its side is Blakey.
7. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Blakey!
8. About one tenth of Blakey is permanently covered in ice.
9. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Blakey!
10. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Blakey.