The Mechanical Contrivium: Faffajane

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Faffajane!

  1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as faffajane.
  2. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than faffajane, and 400 times smaller.
  3. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on faffajane.
  4. Faffajane is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
  5. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as faffajane!
  6. Grapes explode if you put them inside faffajane!
  7. If you put a drop of liquor on faffajane, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  8. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating faffajane at least three times a week.
  9. Faffajane was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
  10. Faffajane can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!

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