The Mechanical Contrivium: Wan Ting

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wan Ting!

  1. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Wan Ting!
  2. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Wan Ting for the rest of the day.
  3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Wan Ting is near.
  4. Czar Paul I banished Wan Ting to Siberia for marching out of step.
  5. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Wan Ting.
  6. The risk of being struck by Wan Ting is one occurence every 9,300 years!
  7. The Wan Ting-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Wan Ting-fights take place there every day!
  8. Over 2000 people have now climbed Wan Ting, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
  9. Over half of Americans are officially Wan Ting.
  10. Americans discard enough Wan Ting to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.

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