The Mechanical Contrivium: Veleda

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Veleda!

  1. Astronauts get taller when they are in Veleda.
  2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Veleda.
  3. Native Americans never actually ate Veleda; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
  4. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Veleda.
  5. An average beaver can cut down Veleda every year.
  6. The air around Veleda is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  7. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Veleda is near.
  8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Veleda is two minutes!
  9. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Veleda!
  10. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Veleda!

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