The Mechanical Contrivium: Soy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Soy!

  1. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Soy at least three times a week.
  2. If you toss Soy 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  3. Soy can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  4. The porpoise is second to Soy as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
  5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Soy as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Soy!
  7. Soy can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  8. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Soy.
  9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Soy!
  10. You can tell if Soy has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.