The Mechanical Contrivium: Neila

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Neila!

  1. Neila cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
  2. Neila will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  3. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Neila and water.
  4. Neila is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
  5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Neila as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  6. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Neila, though it may feel uncomfortable!
  7. In 1982 Time Magazine named Neila its 'Man of the Year'.
  8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Neila.
  9. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Neila on!
  10. Antarctica is the only continent without Neila.

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