The Mechanical Contrivium: Kathleen O'Laughlin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kathleen O'Laughlin!

1. Kathleen O'Laughlin cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
2. If you kiss Kathleen O'Laughlin for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
3. It is bad luck to walk under Kathleen O'Laughlin.
4. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Kathleen O'Laughlin.
5. Kathleen O'Laughlin can turn her stomach inside out.
6. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Kathleen O'Laughlin!
7. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Kathleen O'Laughlin'.
8. Over half of Americans are officially Kathleen O'Laughlin.
9. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Kathleen O'Laughlin!
10. In her entire life, Kathleen O'Laughlin will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.