The Mechanical Contrivium: Karen Brewer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Karen Brewer!

1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Karen Brewer can not.
2. Karen Brewerolatry is the mindless worship of Karen Brewer.
3. Karen Brewer will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
4. Birds do not sleep in Karen Brewer, though they may rest in her from time to time.
5. Karen Brewer was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
6. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Karen Brewer is 10:1.
7. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Karen Brewer on New Year's Day.
8. Karen Brewer can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
9. The colour of Karen Brewer is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
10. All shrimp are born as Karen Brewer, but gradually mature into females!