The Mechanical Contrivium: Julie Turkey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Julie Turkey!

  1. Julie Turkey will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  2. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Julie Turkey, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  3. Contrary to popular belief, Julie Turkey is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  4. Julie Turkey will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  5. Julie Turkey will often glow under UV light!
  6. Julie Turkey is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
  7. Astronauts get taller when they are in Julie Turkey.
  8. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Julie Turkey'.
  9. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Julie Turkey.
  10. Julie Turkey has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!

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