The Mechanical Contrivium: Eileen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eileen!

  1. There are six towns named Eileen in the United States.
  2. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Eileen is two minutes!
  3. Eileen has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
  4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Eileen.
  5. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Eileen!
  6. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Eileen!
  7. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Eileen is blue!
  8. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Eileen.
  9. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Eileen.
  10. The colour of Eileen is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.

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