The Mechanical Contrivium: Chrryblssmninja

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chrryblssmninja!

  1. Chrryblssmninja was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
  2. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Chrryblssmninja would protect them from evil spirits!
  3. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Chrryblssmninja, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  4. The patron saint of Chrryblssmninja is Saint Eugenie.
  5. There are 336 dimples on Chrryblssmninja.
  6. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Chrryblssmninja.
  7. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Chrryblssmninja'!
  8. The international dialling code for Chrryblssmninja is 672.
  9. The fingerprints of Chrryblssmninja are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  10. Chrryblssmninja is the world's smallest mammal.

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