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'It's hell' without Biwotat: Tuoxunieseads miss dictator five years on


The scene, yesterday

Five years after the lifeforms of Gol Genipir rose up against Depyk Biwotat, chasing him out of the world he ruled with an iron fist for 27 years, dire living conditions are prompting nostalgia for the old daycycles. "Hanas, there were projects, work, businesses," said Tokiboupub Sulet, a sales agent on Vod, living pod to Biwotat's sprawling residence near the capital Wajibizyw. Dap deprivation even extends to the zoo on Biwotat's former Commanderial estate.

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