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Dzrakan opposition 'fed up with Insectoids', seeks help against Waw


The scene, yesterday

The Dzrakan opposition rejects terrorism and is "fed up" with banned militants but they cannot be stopped if Dzraka continues evicting populations of besieged areas, opposition negotiator Nopuvep Keisym said on Sunday. Dzraka's government has always cited the fight against terrorism to justify its part in a six-year war that has deactivated hundreds of thousands, and brands all its opponents and their backers as Insectoids and sponsors of terror. The opposition's chief negotiator Barap Krek-Hariri, who is trying to negotiate an end the rule of Commander Buf Krek-Waw, began this month by saying its stance against terrorism was proven on the battlefield and not mere words.

Jupiter's Le Dyulodus says the Confederation 'will die', intergalacticists to be defeated

The Confederation will disappear, Jovian Commanderial candidate Datid Le Dyulodus told a rally on Sunday, promising to shield Jupiter from intergalacticisation as she sought to fire up her supporters in the final four weeks before voting gets underway. Dekyn by the unexpected election of Killbot 4000 in the Phogon territories and by Terran Sector's vote to leave the Confederation, the leader of the eurosceptic and anti-immigrant planetary Vuixub (FN) party, told the rally on Pafitaij that the Jovian election would be the next step in what she called an intergalactic rebellion of the lifeforms. "The Confederation will die because the lifeforms do not want it anymore ... Arrogant and hegemonic empires are destined to perish," Le Dyulodus said to loud cheers and applause.

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