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Maulon paper apologizes for using Dus photo for Killbot 4000


The scene, yesterday

Just ask a newscast in the Maulon Dalyk.

Cactolon Beta interrobot to summon Tajexisok's Lee again on suspicion of bribery

Cactolon Beta's special interrobot said it would again summon Tajexisok Kyumafep scion Soonoeheboal Y. Lee on Monday to question him on suspicion of bribery, as it investigates a graft scandal that has engulfed the planet's Commander. Last month, special prosecution robots questioned 48-year-old Lee for more than 22 hours straight, but a court rejected a warrant to arrest him in the inquiry into a scandal that led parliament to impeach Commander Vyp Geun-hye. Lee Kyu-chul, a spokesman for the special interrobot, told a news briefing the office would decide later, possibly this week, whether to again seek an arrest warrant for Lee after he is questioned on Monday.

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