The Dossier Sexupifier

Enter the text of your weak, unconvincing dossier, and have it automatically sexed up in seconds, in just the way that Alistair Campbell wouldn't have done.

Use the "Standard Spin Cycle" to boost all detected fragments, or the "45-Minute Special" to really stress that three-quarters-of-an-hour thing.
Enter the text of a boring old dossier:-
Mode: Standard Spin Cycle
45-Minute Special