<FORM ACTION=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE="border:solid #0000dd; background-color:#000099; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ccccff; font:x-small verdana;"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#ffffff><B>stuart</B></FONT><BR><BR> is a Robot that seeks Kittens, walks on Four Spindly Legs, is fitted with Armour Plating, has Googly Stick-On Eyes, has Travelled Back from the Future, and is Powered and Controlled by a Hamster.<BR><BR><FONT COLOR=#ffffff SIZE=-2>Force: 4 Handling: 5 Weaponry: 0</FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#777777><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE="stuart" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <A HREF="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi"><B style="color:#ffffff; text-decoration:none;">Battle Robot</B></A> can<BR>defeat stuart, enter your name and choose an attack:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE="stuart"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#dddddd; border-width:1; border-color:#dddddd; border-style:solid; background-color:#000033;"> fights stuart using <SELECT NAME=a STYLE="font:Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#dddddd; border-width:1; border-color:#dddddd; border-style:solid; background-color:#000033;"><OPTION VALUE="F"> Force<OPTION VALUE="H"> Handling<OPTION VALUE="W"> Weaponry</SELECT><BR><INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE="Battle!" STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#000033; border-width:1; border-color:#000033; border-style:solid; background-color:#bbbbff;"></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM>

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