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Battle Robots

King Bob Force: 5
Handling: 8
Weaponry: 8

King Bob is a Robot that seeks Kittens, is fitted with a Lump Hammer and a Single-Shot Rocket, has Hundreds of Tiny Wheels and a 'Ramming Speed' setting, and runs on a Car Battery.
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Drunk Monk Force: 5
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 1

Drunk Monk is a Robot that occasionally Explodes, is fitted with an Egg Whisk, Hovers Eerily Above the Ground, is covered with Flashing Lights, and requires a Lightning Strike to get it started.

When attacking:-
Force: 5
Handling: 8
Weaponry: 8

Crushing Attack!

When defending against King Bob:-
Force: 3
Handling: 3
Weaponry: 0

King Bob wins!

King Bob - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight your robot, just paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-

<FORM ACTION=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE="border:solid #0000dd; background-color:#000099; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ccccff; font:x-small verdana;"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#ffffff><B>King Bob</B></FONT><BR><BR> is a Robot that seeks Kittens, is fitted with a Lump Hammer and a Single-Shot Rocket, has Hundreds of Tiny Wheels and a 'Ramming Speed' setting, and runs on a Car Battery.<BR><BR><FONT COLOR=#ffffff SIZE=-2>Force: 5 Handling: 8 Weaponry: 8</FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#777777><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE="King Bob" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <A HREF="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi"><B style="color:#ffffff; text-decoration:none;">Battle Robot</B></A> can<BR>defeat King Bob, enter your name and choose an attack:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE="King Bob"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#dddddd; border-width:1; border-color:#dddddd; border-style:solid; background-color:#000033;"> fights King Bob using <SELECT NAME=a STYLE="font:Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#dddddd; border-width:1; border-color:#dddddd; border-style:solid; background-color:#000033;"><OPTION VALUE="F"> Force<OPTION VALUE="H"> Handling<OPTION VALUE="W"> Weaponry</SELECT><BR><INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE="Battle!" STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#000033; border-width:1; border-color:#000033; border-style:solid; background-color:#bbbbff;"></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM>

Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-

King Bob is a Robot that seeks Kittens, is fitted with a Lump Hammer and a Single-Shot Rocket, has Hundreds of Tiny Wheels and a 'Ramming Speed' setting, and runs on a Car Battery.<BR>(Force: 5 Handling: 8 Weaponry: 8)<BR><A HREF="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=King+Bob">Build your Battle Robot</A>.

And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=King+Bob

All built by Kevan, 2nd July 2004
See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Giant Battle Monsters